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think about it. instead of looking at lame shit all the time, why don't you do something that's good for you?

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Official Keith Site (don't tell them about us)
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Keith Wiki (in case you're stupid)

Just Some Truth

"I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was." (Keith said that shit)

Keith Richards > You.

Alligator always eats the better man.

Following

8 March 10
Listen, the rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.
— Keith Richards tells Rolling Stone
1 February 10
Keith Richards has a few more lives on me, though. I don’t understand why his body hasn’t just fucking stopped yet.
— Ozzy Osbourne to Rolling Stone
20 November 09
juliasegal:

Keith Richards

Still avint got an ansah.

juliasegal:

Keith Richards

Still avint got an ansah.

Reblogged: juliasegal

20 October 09
Weul, weul, lookit this stupid fuking quim.  Real rock’n rollah, eh?  ‘E says ‘e’s pushin the onvelope or some such rubbish.  Ay say he’s just lookin for an opportunity to wear ‘is knee pads, you know what I mean?  Just like Mick, windin’ and shimmyin’ around like a gay boa constrictah.  ‘E says it’s for his “art,” ‘e says makes ‘im look outrageous, rock’n rouge, you know what Ay mean?  It’s noy fuking rock’n rouge, it’s rock’n roll, you git me?  Fer ‘is fuking art.  Always sufferin’ that Mick Jagger, always sufferin’ for somethin.  ‘E says e’s a real performer. Ay say it looks like e’s on ‘is way to David Bowie’s ‘ouse, Ay say.  Fuking embarassin.  Knee pads.
Kisses and fishes and heroin wishes,KR

Weul, weul, lookit this stupid fuking quim.  Real rock’n rollah, eh?  ‘E says ‘e’s pushin the onvelope or some such rubbish.  Ay say he’s just lookin for an opportunity to wear ‘is knee pads, you know what I mean?  Just like Mick, windin’ and shimmyin’ around like a gay boa constrictah.  ‘E says it’s for his “art,” ‘e says makes ‘im look outrageous, rock’n rouge, you know what Ay mean?  It’s noy fuking rock’n rouge, it’s rock’n roll, you git me?  Fer ‘is fuking art.  Always sufferin’ that Mick Jagger, always sufferin’ for somethin.  ‘E says e’s a real performer. Ay say it looks like e’s on ‘is way to David Bowie’s ‘ouse, Ay say.  Fuking embarassin.  Knee pads.

Kisses and fishes and heroin wishes,
KR

19 October 09
It’s great to be here. It’s great to be anywhere.
— Keith Richards

HOLY SHIT THAT IS LIKE A ROCK ‘N ROLL KōAN. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING UNIVERSE?
3 October 09
Tight Keith painting by Dan Whoarly.  See more here.

Tight Keith painting by Dan Whoarly.  See more here.

Tags: keith art
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh